*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register*
me pointing at the bird: is that your manager
cashier: …
me: sorry, that was a bad joke
cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager
*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*
I don’t know what the average number of birds in a pharmacy is normal for the US, but I think there’s a window that needs to be closed.