yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats
But they are places to be expected.
NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.
- That’s an Australian accent.
- That’s a croc, not a gator—specifically, it’s a big ol’ saltie.
- The rats don’t sell mixtapes, you’re thinking of pigeons. The rats play acoustic guitar.
4: those things are way older than dinosaurs
5: Australia still has dinosaurs.
6: The dinosaurs won a war with Australia.
7; that victory wasn’t even close
8: the war happened only 88 years ago. There are people alive now who probably remember the war which lasted a month and 8 days
9: Only 986 birds out of 20,000 died
10: it takes exactly 10 rounds of bullets to kill one emu
So I went and googled this because… tbh I was 50/50 on whether they were fucking with us or not.
THEY’RE NOT.
The Great Emu War of 1932 is a real thing, and it’s the weirdest effing thing I’ve ever googled.
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