We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”
#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo
imagine when r2 found yoda in the swamp
super-rangers reblogged this from no-upper-limit-to-stupidity 
landlessbud liked this 3point14156 reblogged this from no-upper-limit-to-stupidity
gospacebannana reblogged this from no-upper-limit-to-stupidity
gentlyweepingguitars liked this jessicamamos reblogged this from mistbornhero
no-upper-limit-to-stupidity reblogged this from valkyrievandyne - no-upper-limit-to-stupidity liked this
galaxyglitchchic liked this 
arawen reblogged this from asexualmonsterfucker 
lhft liked this twentyghosts liked this
captaincleansweep reblogged this from sailingthenightsea
mistbornhero reblogged this from penguinsandyetmorepenguins
llanis28 liked this synthetic-hearted-midgardian reblogged this from newrocketsuggestions
his-majesti reblogged this from itsjstiles elementalcrypt liked this
hozierfucks liked this necrobite liked this
angelsaves reblogged this from queernerdcat
pastel-spaceace reblogged this from whitepeopletwitter theannoyedglitchysylph liked this
lachdog3130 reblogged this from mutual-weirdness-equals-love - lachdog3130 liked this
vaporwave-manatees reblogged this from sillyspirit
jessicdragons liked this
bug-nerd liked this
tiniefluff reblogged this from canuckianhawkbi - tiniefluff liked this
justhopeforthebestthingsinlife liked this
loyal-to-the-end liked this
whatthe4355 reblogged this from backupmiyuko
batmancalledataxi reblogged this from whitepeopletwitter
idontprocrastinateiread reblogged this from seasidewriter1-writes 
yourfandomfreak reblogged this from crystalessences 
sirlota reblogged this from agestofrobynhode - sirlota liked this
sillyspirit reblogged this from thiscatisonfire - sillyspirit liked this
cold-inky liked this mutual-weirdness-equals-love reblogged this from trainerdelaney
awesome393 liked this
candles-and-stars reblogged this from certifiedgina fortunesflavour liked this
across-the-stars-to-infinity reblogged this from starlightsearches ptstarwars reblogged this from agent-skulldrey
whitepeopletwitter posted this
- Show more notes
