-Jaywalks my way into anime world-

*Steals gum straight into the TARDIS*

*kills my way into homestuck*

*destroys a small country into the impala*

*illegally downloads self into the Xiaolin temple*

*murders my friend into Hope’s Peak Academy*

*commits homocide into 221B*

*Litters into Equestria

*Punches Cop into RWBY*

Wait, isn’t that universe where all the wildlife is HUGE and wants to kill you?

Why not just go to Australia?

yes come to australia

no crimes required