theshitpostcalligrapher:

aliyamirat:

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the-last-hair-bender:

darkdorkbeauty:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

dliessmgg:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

neither of my parents think bone has a smell but there’s a comb in my house that is evidently made of oxhoof and to me it smells like the inside of a goddamn hunting cabin and i keep absentmindedly using it and getting mentally dropped into the hunting void and i dont fucking appreciate that one bit 

have you maybe considered…. that your comb is enchanted by fey?

no but due to some heLPFUL FUCKIN COMMENTS ON THIS POST

it has come to light that it’s basically made of a fuckin 

T O E N A I L.

im not havin a gr8 night

Did you know that toenails and hair are made out of somewhat of the same material: your combing your hair with a comb basically made of hair!

Bird feathers and rhino horns are also made of the same material! Keratin sure is a magical protein.

IT SMELLS LIKE I’M TRAPPED IN THE MINNESOTA SHRIKE’S SUMMER HOME AND I DON’T LIKE IT

Shit getting heavy in the calligraphy fandom. 

bruh idk what you mean by fandom its just me yelling into the goddamn void and people around me vaguely screaming back in my direction like Flogsta Swedes at 10pm