vampireapologist

oh to own a silver hand mirror and a comb carved out of bone

theshitpostcalligrapher

do you want mine i hate the smell of it so much a bunch of followers made a meme out of it a few years back it looks like this

vampireapologist

you know you’re my friend and it’s in the nature of our relationship for me to trust you in most things, but you worded this extremely like someone trying to get rid of a cursed bone object

theshitpostcalligrapher

i am extremely trustworthy what are you talking about 

vampireapologist

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I think you should be one day buried with your smell bone comb. I think that’s the best idea.

theshitpostcalligrapher

:(