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thisismyideaofhumor:

I once read a fanfiction about man-eating selkies and it described the selkie as “not having malice in its eyes” which is perfect because A) it means the thing trying to chew your leg off looks like this:

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and B) it makes one inclined to wonder what a malicious seal would possibly look like

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here’s a malicious seal

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  20. death-by-banaenae said: That’s actually true. Leopard seals are sadistic, and play with their food before they kill it. A perfect example is the last episode of the National Geographic docuseries Hostile Planet. A penguin is being hunted by a leopard seal, and when the seal has a chance to kill it instead plays around with it. Pushing and nosing at it, nipping, etc.
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    I once read a fanfiction about man-eating selkies and it described the selkie as “not having malice in its eyes” which...