Silver Tongue

pitbolshevik:

thisismyideaofhumor:

I once read a fanfiction about man-eating selkies and it described the selkie as “not having malice in its eyes” which is perfect because A) it means the thing trying to chew your leg off looks like this:

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and B) it makes one inclined to wonder what a malicious seal would possibly look like

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here’s a malicious seal

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