hearthburn:

trash-like-me:

I’m still reeling over the fact when I went with my friend to a renaissance fair, there was a lady who was handing out samples. My friend took a bite of it and all I heard was

“My lord that’s soap”

Is that Roman Bath? ‘Cause our Faire has Roman Bath that hands out lil soap samples and apparently someone ALWAYS eats the soap. I developed a habit of wandering by at least once a day and going 'so how many?’ and the sample hander-outer would be “Three today” or “Six and it’s not even lunchtime, what the hell”. On one occasion “Two, but one of them went 'ooh, soap’ before she bit into it and I’m still confused.”

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