Silver Tongue

cowboy:

day-time-dream:

headspace-hotel:

ankewehner:

headspace-hotel:

quinintheclouds:

cowboy:

cowboy:

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice

you do realize where racoons’ little hands have been right

is that the…only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?

Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!

Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!

where is the raccoon getting the heart

don’t worry about it

Reblogged 2 years ago from bloodsbane (Originally from cowboy)
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