Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

“Beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent”

If I’m being honest here, I don’t know what to do with this information.

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent

This seems bs and I don’t care to go see if it is or not, I’m just amused by this rabbit hole and just: 

Instead of Hungry, Hungry Hippos- It is Hungry, Hungry Humans