demon-space-boi:

kiksselfships:

lucifers-ass-cheek:

this thread absolutely killed me

one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped

Ate a whole edible gummy once, instead of half like I should’ve, and flooded the toilet. It took me a full minute to realize it because I was trying to figure out whether I was imagining it or if I actually flooded it. It took until I felt the water on the floor with my feet to call my roommate in for help.