the child is so funny to me because he’s a weird little gremlin with unimaginable mystic powers but he’s also basically a toddler. He can pick up a giant furry space rhino with his mind but can’t climb stairs. His only article of clothing is a dish towel that’s way too big for him and people just keep picking him up and putting him places because he’s the size of a rotisserie chicken. He gets plunked down in a cockpit or a classroom or a shrimp farm and he just goes “well, guess this is my life now.” He has killed a man but if you get tired of him you can stuff him in a sack. If you leave him unattended he wanders off to eat baby cave spiders. He has witnessed 37 murders and his primary caregiver is a heavily armed religious fundamentalist whose face he’s never seen. This kid is gonna be soooooo weird when he grows up.
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