Silver Tongue

For all that Toph is a great bender, I feel like she keeps figuring out how to bend weird stuff more out of spite than anything else. Like, metal has tiny earth impurities in it, therefore I can bend metal. Oh, salt is a mineral so I can obviously bend the ocean. Bones are mostly limestone? Sweet, I'm a people bender now. What's that? This delicious confectionery is called rocky road? Great, now I can bend chocolate. Toph's ability was never earthbending, it was her ability to bend the rules.

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roaringstream:

neuronary:

captainkirkk:

She’s actually the Avatar but doesn’t tell anyone because she just rationalises that anyone can bend other elements if they weren’t a little bitch about it 

toph: *bends some clouds*
aang: ???
toph: it’s just earthbending lol
the gaang: no?? it’s not???
toph: clouds are the same colour as rocks

katara: how would you know what color the clouds are

the separation of elements is an illusion

like pants

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