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DM as an important NPC: Hey! I’m not weird looking, I’m 60!

Player OOC: Wait. How long do orcs live again?

DM OOC: Until they get killed usualy.

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    Depending on where you look they live between 40-50 years, meaning that orc is fucking Methuselah
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