uncommonbish

God I love it when ultimatums backfire

tangentqueenofdragons

Lmao this clown

southrnbird

She did the gun cocking motion with the bat and the bouncers escorted his ass outta here 😂🤣🤣🤣

madamezuki

This asshole:

Her:

Her Bouncers:

silver-tongues-blog

i love that in the second story he clearly states that She dumped him but in the one where hes saying he wants her back, he claims he dumped her. Like, nah. you didnt. you didnt dump her, she dumped you.