ghast505:

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the-macra:

brunhiddensmusings:

the-macra:

types of stard

  • mu
  • ba

this is oddly close to real

‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. ‘ard’ means ‘too much’ or ‘too easily’

so ‘mustard’ is something that is ‘too pungent’, just as ‘wizard’ is someone who is too wise, ‘coward’ is someone too easily cowed, and ‘drunkard’ is someone too often drunk

this implies that ‘bastard’ is someone who is too ‘bast’ and this needs experimentation and research

Are you fucking serious omg

This is pretty much correct. According to the OED bastard is from Old French and the bast- part means “pack saddle” which was used as a bed by mule drivers, giving the phrase fils de bast, a child conceived on the pack saddle instead of the marriage bed. In English it becomes bastard, the -ard being a pejorative. It is the same one as wizard and coward and drunkard.

types of ard

  • must
  • bast
  • wiz
  • cow

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    Always remember the wisdom of your fore-fathers as they cracked the cipher to their fore-fathers: ‘must bast wiz cow’
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    @you-deserve-this-baby i- well you ain’t wrong 😤
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    @diamonds-andgold we both know I’m a “must” ;) lollll
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