dragon-in-a-fez:

surprisedentistry:

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

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