rosexknight:

an-alarming-number-of-bees:

frogmoss1:

snowberry-pie:

pimsri:

ajhasaplan:

sbeep:

vokriid:

pristinepastel:

9th-level-spell:

dat-soldier:

pondwitch:

pondwitch:

you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is

dwarves are taller than humans

Orcs are elves

A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.

lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES

kindrama is a the plot of a dlc

orthodox wood elves are the exact antithesis of vegans

there’s a constellation that just wanders around the sky wherever it wants

The moons are actually corpse of god

if you’re arrogant enough you just stop existing

the sky is an illusion that mortals perceive because of the inherent stress of being alive

There’s a not insignificant chance that the sentient trees responsible for the existence of lizard people are manipulative, self serving assholes

Hey Elder Scrolls what the fuck?

A kid can summon an assassin if they wanted very easily