pondwitch

you wanna know how fucked up elder scrolls is? i’ll tell you how fucked up elder scrolls is. heres how fucking fucked up elder scrolls is

pondwitch

dwarves are taller than humans

dat-soldier

Orcs are elves

9th-level-spell

A regular house cat can give birth to something that can grow into a 10 ft giant cat man with hopes and aspirations.

pristinepastel

lizards grow on fUCKIN TREES

vokriid

kindrama is a the plot of a dlc

sbeep

orthodox wood elves are the exact antithesis of vegans

ajhasaplan

there’s a constellation that just wanders around the sky wherever it wants

pimsri

The moons are actually corpse of god

snowberry-pie

if you’re arrogant enough you just stop existing

frogmoss1

the sky is an illusion that mortals perceive because of the inherent stress of being alive

an-alarming-number-of-bees

There’s a not insignificant chance that the sentient trees responsible for the existence of lizard people are manipulative, self serving assholes

rosexknight

Hey Elder Scrolls what the fuck?

silver-tongues-blog

A kid can summon an assassin if they wanted very easily