My favorite part of Hanukkah season is hearing about how Jewish grandparents fucked over Nazi soldiers whenever possible in so many lovely ways.

Here is a story. My great Uncle Max was in a concentration camp. His was a work camp where they worked people to death. Max was a teenager. he used a rock as a pillow. Max was made to mix concrete for bunkers to protect the Nazis. Max Mixed it very wrong to make sure the bunkers would be built, but then fall apart. Who knows how many nazis he killed but I like to think it was a lot. Happy Hanukkah