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thedurvin:

eliteknightcats:

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that the majority of war hammers looked more like regular claw hammers on poles than the huge mallets we imagine

via reddit.com

It ain’t about smashing, it’s about cracking open armor for that delicious knight meat

*puts on my lobster bib and charges into battle*

Even reading that, I was still expecting them to be bigger

image

Item: a regular claw hammer with a long handle

i hate this i hate how this guy looks like a totally normal modern guy named jeremy who lives in portland and this is some shitty fuckign painting he got his girlfriend whose name is strawberry to paint of him in his larp gear and i’ve been to his house because my friend is sort of dating both of them and im sitting on the couch with a fucking lukewarm pabst and jeremy is like ‘actually that’s a historically accurate warhammer, they’re not supposed to be big’ and all i can think of is how hard it is not to say so is your dick historically accurate or what but im trying to be nice and i finish my awful pabst and give my friend the official wingman look of deep disapproval and take the bus back home so he can make it to third base with, i can’t stress this enough, this fucking dude and his stupid goddamn tiny history hammer

i hate jeremy and i hate this hammer and i hate this picture

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