PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU’RE APOLOGIZING FOR BECAUSE I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED

The RNA vaccines approved for COVID-19 in the US both need to be distributed at extremely low temperatures. Like 40F lower than any other mass-distributed medicine.

It turns out the Dippin Dots company runs the only nationwide supply chain that’s ever operated at those temperatures. So all these big serious health orgs are consulting the expertise of, and even exploring renting equipment from, The Ice Cream of the Future™️.

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I had to look this up and it is true

what the FUCK 2020

We are the ice cream of the FUTURE, after all :)

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oh my god I was JUST talking to my mom about this!

We were at the zoo earlier this week for my birthday. And I got some dippin dots. We were chatting about why you can only get these things at zoos and amusement parks. So I looked it up and it was because the dots have to be kept at -40F which most freezers don’t get to.

Mom was then like “da fuck? Why aren’t those freezers being donated to help with the vaccine in rural areas? Like during WW ii.”

and I’m like “I have no idea. Maybe it’s something they are working on?”

Hell’s yeah they are!