karazak93

The Mandalorian: Who Are you?

Geralt: I'm you, but I can say "fuck"

nudityandnerdery

The Mandalorian: Well, I have a jet pack.

Geralt: Fuck.

triggerman-gray

Geralt, pointing at lil yoda baby: what is that?

Mando: a magic baby that evil dudes dressed in black want, I'm adopting him

Geralt, now pointing at Ciri: I got one of those, how'd you get yours?

Mando: I was hired to bring him to aforementioned evil dudes, then I raided their base to break him out, yours?

Geralt: I won her at an engagement party through ass-kicking and sarcasm

cipheramnesia

synebluetoo

Single dads without health insurance trying to make it in the gig economy