mynameisdoofthelizardandamlesbi:

lorewhoresam:

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rumpledspinster:

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prontaentrega:

Whys a dead wife so common as a backstory for male heroes when divorce exists and its 10000% funnier

my wife divorced me for a villain >>> a villain killed my wife

Originally posted by doortotomorrow

Even better is my wife divorced me for my nemesis but turned out to be a bigger villain than my nemesis so now me and my former nemesis are buds and develope a lifelong friendship.

Next Level: my wife divorced me for my nemesis but turned out to be a bigger villain than my nemesis, so now me and my former nemesis are working to bring our ex wife down and are slowly developing ROMANTIC FEELINGS for each other and it’s super inconvenient but also THRILLING

I’m absolutely sold, someone create this. 

enemies to worse enemies to allies to friends to lovers. I can get behind this

this is great someone write it