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asundergrowth:

asundergrowth:

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he’s got chub, he’s got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you’ve ever seen

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

We all know dionysus looks like this.

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