Silver Tongue

thyrell:

thyrell:

a-slut:

thyrell:

thyrell:

sapphiconoclast:

thyrell:

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realizing you can open cans of soda with a can opener is gonna change my life

thought this was soda gelatin and wanted to fuck it dearly

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FUCK TWITTER

oh hey Jacob geller. he makes neat video essays on YouTube about video games. he also has a beard so dense it could become a black hole at any moment

he also STOLE MY FUCKING POST

i bet no one wants to fuck his soda dearly though. i still win.

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