realizing you can open cans of soda with a can opener is gonna change my life
thought this was soda gelatin and wanted to fuck it dearly
D:
FUCK TWITTER
oh hey Jacob geller. he makes neat video essays on YouTube about video games. he also has a beard so dense it could become a black hole at any moment
he also STOLE MY FUCKING POST
i bet no one wants to fuck his soda dearly though. i still win.