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a week ago everyone was talking about how much better 2021 was going to be than 2020 and now on the 8th of January we gotta all mentally grapple with the fact that a man died from tasering himself in the balls while occupying the capitol building

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I’m sorry what

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fucking WHAT

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EXCUSE ME-

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confirmed by multiple news outlets: man tasered himself, had a heart attack, and died

seems to be agreed by witnesses: he was reaching up to steal a painting off the wall when it happened

unverified but logical: the taser was either in his pocket or between his legs at the time, because he needed both hands to grab the painting

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oh and this also happened

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