aroacedavestrider:

draconic-reblogs:

humanjeff:

glacecakes:

I am OBSESSED with this tiktok

every sentence in this is like being punched from a different direction

I’m crying at the tags

[video ID: tiktok user @mashed_spudson, a person with light skin and short brown hair. when speaking as god, they are wearing a dark denim jacket with a fuzzy tan collar, and a blue t-shirt underneath. as gabriel, they are wearing a grey overcoat over a black zip-up jacket. as jesus, they are wearing a green hoodie with yellow print on the front. end ID.]

[transcript: 

god: hey gabby! whatcha watching? *SCREAMS* *smacks their hand to their mouth* the humans are EATING each other!

gabriel: we thought that at first too, sir, but we think its something else.

god: how long have you been watching this?

gabriel: four days.

god: wow thats a day longer than jesus is gonna be dead for

jesus: what?!

god: dont worry about it. i still dont get this. does it taste good? 

gabriel: i mean, do you think slimy skin tastes good?

god: not really, i remember we had that pre-production taste test, but i didnt really like human until lucy figured out that barbequing stuff

gabriel: it is a shame adam never knew his parents

god: well? we had to know! besides he feels all special now. what is this mouth humping thing supposed to accomplish?

gabriel: we think its some bizarre side effect of reproduction

god: their tongues are so slithery!

gabriel: also side note, sir? we had to lock the jaw hinges down because they were fully putting their heads inside each others mouths, and that was just too disturbing, even for us

god: are they… feeling something?

gabriel: we think so

god: im not feeling anything. are you feeling something?

gabriel: well, we dont reproduce and thus dont have any genitalia sir

god: right. …do you want some? 

gabriel: no. 

god: ok

end transcript.]

[image ID: a tag reading “#the Aroace Experience”. end image ID]