In the past 7 days alone: 

• Trump election fraud tape where he tries to convince the Georgia Secretary of State to “find him 11,000 more votes” comes out
• Warnock & Ossoff win their Senate run off races in Georgia, making the US Senate a 50-50 tie between Democrats and Republicans and giving the Democrats an effective government trifecta
• an armed mob incited by multiple GOP officials (including Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, and Josh Hawley) storms the Capitol building, resulting in at least 4 deaths, thousands of dollars of property damage, and the first time the Capitol building has been breached since the War of 1812
• 2nd impeachment proceedings against Trump are announced while multiple high-ranking government officials publicly urge Pence and the Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment
• Elaine Chao & Betsy DeVos resign from Trump’s Cabinet
• Daily coronavirus deaths in the United States top 4,000 for the first time
• Trump gets permabanned from Twitter & tries to use the official POTUS account as a burner, gets immediately locked out, & runs through multiple other apparent burner accounts (which all get suspended). Meanwhile, multiple other social media sites preemptively issue statements that any account he tries to open on their platforms will be instantly suspended
• Steve Bannon’s Youtube channel gets taken down
• Parler gets taken down from the Google Play Store and Apple gives it 24 hours to enforce content moderation or face removal from the App Store
• Rush Limbaugh deactivates his Twitter account

SNL’s going to have an absolute field day tomorrow night