Say how old you are on the internet without saying how old you are
Here's mine:
gpoy
napster
WWIV
log off, I need to make a phone call
See this, this is how I know we’re age-compatible
Not the age in my bio?
What if I’ve been secretly dyslexic this whole time and never realized it said you were in your FOURS? It could be code for number of stages the polycule has spread. I can’t take that risk. I must find the truth through dial-up.
That explains why it took so long.
Internet Relay Chat
webring
Atari 2600
You’ve got mail
I hear there’s rumors on the, uh, internets, that we’re going to have a draft.
Google+
Kazza
"Can you get off the internet for a moment? I need to make a phone call."
Metacrawler
“clean out the mouse ball”