Republicans are complaining that twitter, a private business, is banning them even though theyre the ones that voted for private businesses to refuse service after the gay wedding cake controversy.

Theyre complaining that the no fly list is against their constitutional rights even though theyre the ones that voted for the system to allow for that kind of thing.

theyre complaining that the police maced hurt them during the literal coup even though theyve been advocating in favour of police brutality for the entire decade of the 2010s.

republicans right now are basically