The party is investigating some suspicious happenings on their home island:
DM (to the Druid): Roll Survival to check for footprints or any other evidence.
Druid: uh… seven?
DM: There’s a gouge in the mud. It’s about 3 feet long. You think it might be a footprint?
Druid: oh shit you guys… it’s CLOWNS!
Rogue: Or maybe mimes!
Wizard: That would explain why the woods are so quiet!
Later…:
DM: There’s a half-elf in the room reading from a thick book.
Druid: I ask if he’s a mime.
DM: … They look at you and say “A what?”
Rogue: Well they’re not a very good mime.
Wizard: I hand him an invisible rope.
isnt this the plot of the supernatural finale?
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