The party is investigating some suspicious happenings on their home island:

DM (to the Druid): Roll Survival to check for footprints or any other evidence.

Druid: uh… seven?

DM: There’s a gouge in the mud. It’s about 3 feet long. You think it might be a footprint?

Druid: oh shit you guys… it’s CLOWNS!

Rogue: Or maybe mimes!

Wizard: That would explain why the woods are so quiet!

Later…:

DM: There’s a half-elf in the room reading from a thick book.

Druid: I ask if he’s a mime.

DM: … They look at you and say “A what?”

Rogue: Well they’re not a very good mime.

Wizard: I hand him an invisible rope.