i was ready to scroll past this but then the quote credit killed me instantly

same

I mean…

She would know.

Barbie ran as a Dem twice, a Republican once, won as an independent and then instituted a state of emergency to keep a hold on power beyond the two-term limit, if I’m reading this correctly.

the state of emergency was that barbie wasn’t gonna be president anymore 

You skipped the part where she cloned herself to hold power beyond her lifespan.