skullservants:

skullservants:

skullservants:

the funniest thing about Overwatch is how it plays itself so serious despite its handful of lore scraps all being the most ridiculous shit you’ve ever heard

-The world’s most dangerous terrorist was defeated and arrested after he got punched in the face by a gorilla

-instead of soldiers, South Korea trusts the defense of its entire country to like 6 teenage gamers

-the entire Overwatch organization fell because two gay men couldn’t settle an argument without blowing up a fucking building

-after it got discovered she was performing unethical and illegal human experiments on Overwatch’s dime, the resident geneticist got to walk away with a slap on the wrist and go join a terrorist organization

-one of the heads of the org faked her own death and now can’t come back because she committed insurance fraud

-one of the greatest hackers in the world was bested by a lady just knocking on doors and asking locals the hacker’s real name

-the arguably most powerful human being in the universe is a confused old man who likes to sing about stroopwaffels

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dont forget the robot who achieved enlightenment and got magic that can make you feel good or give you depression. the same magic that the disgraced scientist spent decades on trying to emulate in the form of slime

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