clown-prince-of-lies:

noselikeringo:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

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10 times as many Londons as England

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30 times as many Parises as France

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World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.

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I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.

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New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states

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