The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel
10 times as many Londons as England
30 times as many Parises as France
World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.
I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.
New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states
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New York ran out of states and capitols so they also took entire countries:
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