Never understood those characters who are like 'no, don't say goodbye. we're going to see each other again real soon' right before they go off to fight a big dangerous battle or whatever like bitch if I think there's even a whisper of a ghost of a CHANCE I won't see you again, you WILL be getting a six page, single-spaced, 12pt Times New Roman essay with annotations and a bibliography detailing every way I love you and every way you've changed me and I will NOT be denied this for hell or high water
Me, getting ready to go two street up to the store: *gets my affairs in order as if I’m going into a great battle”
Me, grabbing my car keys with dramatic tears in my eyes: I just want you to know that the passion that you have for the oft unnoticed things in life has changed the way I look at and interact with the world. Were I to ever lose you, God above forbid, I would never be able to cast my eyes upon something as simple as the curve of a sidewalk without my heart breaking for your absence.
My partner: ...I just said we were out of eggs