Silver Tongue

ratliker1917:

ratliker1917:

ratliker1917:

donald trump having a fucking button that automatically summons a butler with a diet coke is like the most fucking cartoonishly american thing i have ever heard. i think trump might actually not be a human being and might actually be like some manner of gestalt consciousness or thoughtform created from the very concept of the united states itself.

the president of the united states having a button in the oval office that just calls a butler with a cold diet coca-cola sounds like a scene from fucking dr. strangelove jesus christ

yes i must regretfully inform all of you that the button is real, was apparently reported on in 2017, and removed by joe biden after his inauguration as president, which is when i found out this has been a thing for years

i only remembered it existed because this scene was spreading through the internet when it was first reported

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