Avatar AU campaign

Party confronts the big bad guy chi-blocker who has kidnapped baby Avatar and wants to take away her bending.

Bad Guy: You can’t stop me, it’s my destiny. You see, the Avatar gave me permission to do this…

My Chaotic Pirate Waterbender guy: Buuuuullshiiiiiiit! I saw your little tipsy seance thing earlier - you literally just held a baby up to a statue (of the previous Avatar) and asked her to kill you if this wasn’t meant to be. That’s so fuckin’ dumb oh my god hahahaha.

My guy’s dad, also a pirate: Yeah she’s a baby. I highly doubt she’d understand you lol.

My guy: Yeah you might have better luck going *blehblehgooblehgagablah*

His dad: *joins in the baby noises*

My guy: Ooh! Or perhaps *blows raspberry and pulls a stupid face at the big bad guy, who does not look impressed*

DM: Well there goes that entire monologue I had prepared for this scene.