Silver Tongue

carnival-phantasm:

Biden is replacing the Diet Coke Red Button with a new one that, when pressed, summons the same butler as before but now he’s holding a silver shovel and a puppy

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    Biden is replacing the Diet Coke Red Button with a new one that, when pressed, summons the same butler as before but now...