would love to be one of hannibal’s normal patients. he’s not trying to convince me to murder or anything, he’s just showing me breathing exercises and writing out my zoloft prescription. i hear he’s a cannibal on the news and just go :( aw b/c now i have to find another psychiatrist and i had already gotten so comfortable with him because i made him laugh with a mento ewness meme i saved in my phone just for him