@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.
DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size
David:… I throw a rock at him with my slingshot
DM: are you sure? This is a fig-
David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.
David: *rolls a 20*
DM:…
DM: okay so you kill Goliath
this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.
DM: So moses has gone up the mountain to get written forms of those rules i just said
Player: While hes gone can i make a golden cow statue?
DM: Did.. did you forget the part where i said you shouldnt make idols like that?
Player: but theres no written account yet so it should be fine
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