geekandmisandry

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

whats-gender

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

bananonbinary

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

silver-tongues-blog

DM: So moses has gone up the mountain to get written forms of those rules i just said

Player: While hes gone can i make a golden cow statue?

DM: Did.. did you forget the part where i said you shouldnt make idols like that?

Player: but theres no written account yet so it should be fine

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