do….do ya’ll wanna hear about the cow butt eyes? do ya? huh? do you wanna hear about the cow butt eyes, you little freak???
Do we have a choice?
you really don’t! introducing:
it turns out painting eyes on a cow’s rump makes them less likely to be attacked by predators such as lions and leopards!
it’s an effective, low-cost, non-lethal deterrent, and i haven’t stopped gasping from sheer glee since i found out
What if this is the reason angels have so many eyes all over their bodies?
what do you imagine is hunting angels????
The…the lions – are you even paying attention???
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