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I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns

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oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time

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LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb

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#this sounds like something John mulaney would say 

This is one of the nicest compliments I’ve gotten about my writing, and I’ve been reading this post in his syntax ever since I read your tag