maulusque:

ding-dong-the-bitch-is-dead:

violent-darts:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

charlesoberonn:

mothermal:

roguedarthskywalker:

youandthemountains:

abrightshiningstar:

minerfromtarn:

And in case you wanted to know why Leia was kicked out of boarding school.

[text referring to Princess Leia from a database, likely as a bonus/flavor text in a videogame:

Letter to Senator Bail Organa:

To the Most Respected Senator Organa,

It is with the deepest regret that I must return to you your thirty-thousand credit bond, and your Princess. Our institution has existed for several thousand years. It prides itself in molding young girls from Alderaan’s finest families into young women whose behavior and decorum is the pride of those families.

However, we believe that Princess Leia is incapable of conforming to our standards. This is the unanimous decision of the Board of Directors, and was arrived at due to three separate infractions.

a) The Princess led a sit-in rebellion of students during breakfast, when they were served bottled juice instead of freshly squeezed.

b) The Princess re-programmed the PA system to play the Anthem of the Republic (in direct violation of Imperial Edict 2.33b) during assembly.

c) The Princess sliced a secure mainframe and swapped every reference to Emperor Palpatine with Emperor… well, let us just say that is is a word seven year old Princesses should not know.

Yours, with respect,
Madam Nestor,
Govorness, Grevasse City Colloglum for Young Ladies]

LEIA ORGANA GOT KICKED OUT OF BOARDING SCHOOL BC SHE WAS A LITTLE ANTI-IMPERIALIST PUNK

Padme must be so proud of her little rebel. Though some of her antics really give me a lot of Anakin vibes.

“Stang” is an Alderaanian swear word. Did she call him Emperor Palpastang or something?

Emperor Fuckface

SHE WAS SEVEN I LOVE HER

God that child in Anakin Skywalker’s so hard it HURTS.

@blackkatmagic

list of things that Leia potentially called Emperor Palpatine when she was seven:

-Emperor Poopytine

-Emperor Shitbag

-Emperor Tinydick

-Emperor FUCK (she was seven and knew 1 swear and was maybe not the most creative)

-Emperor Bitchface

-Emperor Motherfucker Supreme

you know its refreshing to see that no matter what upbringing, skywalkers are still skywalkers