lesbx:

lesbx:

when i first played new vegas, i was fresh out of playing fallout 3 and didn’t understand that nv had different routes in the main quest and literally just did whatever anyone told me to do bc i was like 12 and just thought i was supposed to do that. i basically was like. ok i’ll go activate the securitrons mr. house right away sir. oh you want me to destroy them caesar? you got it bud. oh hi mr. house oh you RLY need me to activate them ok i will. hi caesar oh you need me to enlist the boomers to help the legion. i’ll get right on that. oh ncr you want the boomers to help you too? well i already made some promises but ok i’ll do that for you

oh my god i was yes man