like. ok

who was going to tell me that christian bale is the actor that played the fictional character patrick bateman. and who was going to tell me that patrick bateman is not an actor that looks like christian bale. who was going to tell me this.

I was pretty sure Patrick Bateman was a character, but tbh, I was fully willing to accept that the photos were of different people because like.. so many men in Hollywood look Like That: white, brunet, short hair. I can’t tell them apart.

this is literally a major part of the plot of American Psycho