all r/relationships posts are either:

1. "My [26F] husband [43M] has suddenly started [doing blatantly abusive thing]. Am I in the wrong?"
2. "My [37F] husband [39M] and I have been together for 8 loving years. But three months ago, he learned about Chris Angel, and he's now decided he wants to spend his life performing motorcycle stunts in front of penguins. I don't want to crush his dreams but he's used up all of our life savings. Advice?"
3. "My [34M] wife [32M] has always had natural brown hair. Last week, she decided to dye it blonde. Should I file for divorce?"